Things I heard on the Intranets #4

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I posted this on the Blamebush website this morning.  

 

As if we needed more proof that Bu$hHitler is turning all of nature against us we get this yesterday.


Angry chimps killed and mutilated North Americans / Villagers warned

 


The Chimps are angry because of American hegemony and the selective declassification of national security information by the Bush junta,the far right wing goals of the Neo-Con Jewish Cabal and the Editorial board of the Weekly Standard. Can you blame them?

 

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Do you blame them?
 

 

 

 

 

 

I emailed a left wing I mean liberal, I mean progressive friend of mine about this story and he says to me.

"Anger management could have been the answer."

And a fair assessment that was but apparently the Chimps could not be appeased and seemed totally disagreeable. They were so incensed by American Aggression and hatred of the Neo-con agenda and the relentless Zionist Crusade that they

“killed and mutilated the driver. Three North Americans are in a hospital in the capital, Freetown.

Another Sierra Leonean was also badly injured - and reportedly needed to have his hand amputated.

Look man Bush has got to be stopped he is turning all of Nature against us.

“The violent attack was instigated by Bruno, the first chimpanzee taken in by the sanctuary and its alpha-male, along with two other primates, police said.”

Do you know of any republicans named Bruno? I don’t.

John Lennon’s ghost is going to come back tonight and I can tell you that he will have plenty to say about Rumsfeld and his cadre of baby killers.

 

I hope Rumsfeld is haunted by all of the dead Beatles and Yoko too in good time. All in good Time. Bwaaaaahaaaa haaaaa haaaa! Bwaaaaahaaaa haaaaa haaaa!


uhhmmmm. Excuse me

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Not easy for Rolling stone to call out Bush like this
Whales are beaching themselves right now and somewhere an alpha male cries because gas is $3.00 a gallon and the Bush family has ties to Saudi Arabia. Do you think it is easy for an alpha male to cry like that pal? Apparently you have not read the latest Rolling Stone or you would know that it is official now. Bush is the worst President in American History.

 

Do you think the editors of Rolling Stone enjoyed saying that about their president Paul? Do you think it’s easy to make a drawing like that? Let’s see you do it? A ha you can’t can you? Facts are more than just things you can prove. Facts are drawings some times too, sometimes even funny drawings.

Look as Americans we all know you don’t get made to look like a duffas on the cover of Rolling Stone unless you are really a Square. I mean look at him people . The pointy ears and the Big upper lip. Clearly he is a buffoon worthy of Mockery. Thank Gaia we have people like this new McCarthy CIA Patriot women that are willing to speak truth to power so maybe one day the chimpanzees of this word can live in live in harmony with the indigenous people that run their Casinos.

 

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