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My space Whores

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Kevin (L-LA)

Date: Dec 8, 2006 6:50 PM
Subject My space Whores

You all know what I'm talking about. At least the guys here do. you see a friend request and you think just for a second mind you that you are going to meet some one really interesting but instead it is just some porn floosy. What ever a Floosy is. Any way it is some sad shit. Sad because I don't know why they think I want porn for one thing. I mean if I wanted porn it is all over the Internet. It is sad I think for them because for people like that sex is a trivial thing, No? Something that they make their lively hood on and there for just a job no? At least that is what I would imagine. Not the fantastic and spiritual thing that it is but for them just a pedestrian type experience. I mean if you are taking your clothes off on the Internet and you are not Britney Spears then you are really an exhibitionist that makes money by making people masturbate it would seem to me.

it is also sad in one other more personal respect. You see I am so F#$% old at this point and not a millionaire so the minute I see one of these MySpace Whores as I call them I know it is a porn come on because any "20 year old Single and looking for fun open to any thing" isn't going to have shit to do with me anyway. I mean it is just like Groucho Marks said "I would not belong to any club that would have me as a member". I mean that type of "Love Connection" between a 20 year old Woman and a 44 year old man just doesn't happen in real life and is silly for me to even consider so the whole thing just winds up being an insult.

I mean someone that is 20 to 25 years is still old enough to be my daughter so I would feel pretty creepy trying to get that kind of trim if you know what I am saying. Well I hope I haven't alienated any of my female friends and I am sure all of the guys at least know what I am talking about. It is really funny to see the losers that accept the friendship of the MySpace Whores because anyone could figure it out and they are really vain. Also since MySpace is weeding the porn chicks out all of the time they always wind up still having Tom is their friend still.

So in real life it is like Tom is the biggest Porn guy of them all huh?