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I am so glad that there someone sticking up for this Young man a man that has served his country so greatly and banged every chick on the POM squad. This is far beyond truth to Power and is gone on to the area of area 52. Not heard of Area 52? All I can tell you is that it is way more secret than Area 51.


 

 Stop the Lies

 

 As a decorated combat veteran of Bush's Iraq misadventure, I am all too familiar with the saying "the first casualty of war is truth." Because this administration sold us a war of empire on a double stack combo of lies, biggie sized them, and served them up with extra mustard. And I was there to see it, man.

Photo courtesy Sears Portrait Studios
Photo courtesy Sears Portrait Studios
My story starts in 2001. I was a sophomore at Mayfield High, a star athlete who was captain of the basketball, football, and track teams, and had singlehandly scored 200 home runs in one memorable wrestling meet against the Riverdale Archies. Obviously, this made me irresistable to girls, and I easily bagged the entire pom squad after winning my 4th straight state debate championship. No shit dude, I totally taped the whole thing, but I left it in the VCR and my stupid mom recorded it over with an episode of Wheel of Fortune.

 

 

 

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