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The bad news is that President Bu$hhitler Mcchimpen and his Minion Dr. Rice have totally rejected President Ahmadinejad's letter Rice even called the new peace proposal, no proposal at all she even said it didn’t make a lot of sense.

 

There is a synopsis of the letter on the internet here . Here is a synopsis of that synopsis

  

Dear Infidel Crusader Zionist sock-puppet Saudi-lackey depoiler of Mesopotamia woman-touching pigdog fiendish (293 words excised) Shah-licking son of a toad’s offal: I trust this finds you well. I have much on my mind, and have taken the pen to unburden my breast. I have enclosed a self-addressed stamped envelope should you wish to reply.

(429 words concerning Jewish penetration of the Postal System excised)

. . . Do you not realize you are beaten, as a donkey is beaten, but knoweth not his donkeyhood is cursed?  Your comics have turned against you in your own lair, and mock you without mercy. We have seen the videos of the Meal of the Correspondents, and we know how your left regards the men of the laugh as prophets and seers. It is only a matter of time before Johnny Carson (applause be upon him) returns from occlusion to request that you, Mr. President, take the Slauson cutoff, get out of your car, and cut off your Slauson, Hi-yo, salaam.   And a third part of the Slauson shall be stained with the tears of the womenfolk, and (9323 words excised)

 

 

The good news is Michael Moore has picked up the movie rights to the letter and will be producing a treatment of the letter that will star George Clooney as the Infidel Crusader Zionist sock-puppet Saudi-lackey depoiler of Mesopotamia. 

 

Ring...Ring. Who's there? I think it is ocscar calling.  

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