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ACLU v. Patriot Act

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 Liberal Larry Bleats "Bush’s fascist Patriot Act  makes cockpits inaccessible to average Americans".

 

That sort of puts things in perspective! 

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In other news Sean Penn is slated to play Liberal Larry in a HBO/DNC production slated for fall of 2006.

 

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 From Larry's Flying the Fascist Skies

Like flag burning and rolling your poop into little balls, public urination is a powerful and under-appreciated form of political expression, popular amongst homeless people and members of the peace movement. Yet the Nazis in the Fascist Aviation Administration insist that dissenting passengers use special “rooms” built onto commercial aircraft expressly for the purpose of urination. It harkens back to the dark days when African-Americans were once made to drink from segregated water fountains, and mobs of angry Republicans lynched every Black man or woman who dared to disobey.

 

 


 

 

Affidavit: Woman Urinated on Plane Floor

A woman on a trans-Atlantic flight diverted to Boston for security concerns passed several notes to crew members, urinated on the cabin floor and made comments the crew believed were references to al-Qaida and the Sept. 11 attacks, according to an affidavit filed Thursday.

 

Mayo's son, Josh, 31, described his mother as a peace activist and said she had been in Pakistan since March. She traveled there often since making a pen pal prior to Sept. 11, 2001, he said. The pen pal hasn't been allowed to visit the U.S., he added.

"I guess she just had a bit of a bad time on the plane, and everybody's a little paranoid," the son said.

The scare aboard United 923 came just a week after London authorities said they foiled a terror plot to blow up trans-Atlantic flights. As many as 17 people have been arrested in Pakistan in connection with the London terror plot, but federal officials have said they have no indications that Mayo had any links to terrorism.

 

 

Photo deception dos

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Photo Shoped Castro?

 

The Dancing Dictator

 

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  No one asked for this kind of photo. Why was one produced? This guy is not above taking a photo prior to his operation for consumption at a later date if needed. He is gonig to die one day soon. Who cares if it happens tomorrow of the next day. He is the one that cares about that.  So where is the Beef? He controls all of the Newspapers and can make the head line anything he wants in advance. That is the real fakery if there is any.

The fact that this is ignored shows the sheeple of the press for what they are.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

A disproportionate response

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Oscar Wining actor and Visionary Mel Gibson
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Muslim Cleric/Television Producer Hassan Nasrallah
 
 
Will someone please tell me the difference between what Mel Gibson thinks of the Jews when he is drunk and what famed Muslim Political leader and television producer Hasann Nasrallah says every Friday at his Mosque. Or What he teaches the children of Lebanon in those wonderful schools he builds above his ammo dumps?
 
I really can't tell any difference. May be they were separated at birth. Maybe they both are Apocolypto if you know what I am saying. In any case the attack that Gibson has sustained since he was stopped by a Malibu Police officer who was so obviously Jewish that it made Mel go mad max all over again is a disproportionate response. These guys are crazy alright. Crazy like a fox. A fox that can't stand a Zionist Imperial oppressor dog that is. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   

National Lampoon's Beirut Vacation

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Family's Lebanon vacation comes to a 'shocking end'

 

This Doctor and his family got trapped in a war zone coming back from his family vacation to the Wally world in the Lebanon.

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Round up the ususal suspects
My question about this is where is C. Ray Nagin? Did someone put him in charge of evacuating the people in Beirut? I find it funny that he has hardly been seen or heard from since he won the election? Nobody can say where the Mayor is and I think i know why.

We will know for sure if this is the case if we hear that some of the old and sick people were euthanized to out of necessity. That will be a DEAD give away.  

 

I'm just saying that maybe Nancy Pelosi is correct and there are just too many similarities to let this one go.  

   

Liberals sneaking across the border into Canada

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Manitoba Herald, Canada

 
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The actions of President Bush are prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
 
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Fake Senior Citizen looking for Drugs
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken.
 
When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?" In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk." Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. "They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."
 
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races. In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs.
 
After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?" In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out," he said.  
   

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Fairly Odd

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