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It takes a big man to say Oopsie

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I don't know how he does it. Iowahawk has more gum on his shoe then Joe Friday and Micky Spillane put together. Of course his shoes are steel toed because your don't want to drop an High compression Americain engine on your foot and he will need all of this toes to count the hate mail that he is sure to get over this. Straight from Flyover country, it's the man who's rake is so full of muck that he has to get another rake to get rid of the muck on the first rake.

 

 

Without further a du this is

It Takes a Big Man, Like Me, to Admit Mistakes Were Made

By Byron Calame
New York Times Public Editor

 

Tip of the GOP Gayberg

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How do they say in their MoVies. "Politicians lie to cover up the truth and Artists make up lies to tell the truth" Iowahawk is the Cage Fighter of political discourse, he is the leading Truther of our modern times. I have also heard that he is a multi-millionaire and a high leader in the International Moose Lodge but that is not confirmed.

Read here his uncovered Howard Dean Memo. While you're thinking it over, remember to register for the DNC's nationwide all-day Bible Study church lock-in on Tuesday November 7. Free chewing tabacky for the first 10 million enrollees!

 

   

High End Humor

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Isn't the Internet Wonderful?

 

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Deep Dark Hole

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KW: I was cruising around on the meetup .com website in preparation of the Victory party for the LP that will be in New Orleans tomorrow and I found this group. I only wish that everything that they thought about Bush was true so that I could turn them into the Feds on suspicion of being an asshole. What a bunch of Morons.  These people live in the Deep hole that Hillary was talking about today.

Update:

I hear from Ray who knows all things "meet up dot com" that the reason their names are hanging out there for everyone and the NSA to see is because they just merely signed up in case some one wants to form an impeach Bush Group. They are really too cheap to start a meetup group and thus they names are exposed for the Jack Booted thugs that make up our Secret Police Cadres. Dam those guys I love them.  

 

These 6 Activists to Impeach Bush near Slidell signed up too!

Hugh McGuire

New Orleans, LA · August 15, 2006

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Casey

Covington, LA · July 31, 2006

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Edilberto Pulido

Slidell, LA · November 13, 2005

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Linda Hall

Gulfport, MS · September 10, 2005

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jac7477

Hammond, LA · September 10, 2005

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Mack Webb

Gulfport, MS · May 17, 2005

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Terrorist Bloopers

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TEHRAN, Aug. 29 -- Police in Tehran have been ordering Iranian women to cover up, stopping those they perceive as "badly veiled."

The crackdown followed the 2005 election of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

"We are certainly seeing a return to behavior we haven't seen for 10 years," Hadi Ghaemi of Human Rights Watch told The Telegraph. "Generally, the imposition of strict Islamic codes has been increasing under Ahmadinejad."

Ghaemi said that the penalty for violating a code that requires the complete covering of women's heads and bodies in public depends on the officers involved and the women's political connections.

"The person could end up in jail depending on their relationship with the authorities," he said. "Generally, the imposition of strict Islamic codes has been increasing under Ahmadinejad."

Just as women in recent years had pushed the boundaries by wearing head scarves that revealed more than they hid, many Iranians had flouted the law banning them from owning satellite dishes, the report said. The government has been cracking down on them as well.

 

 

 


 

 

 

   

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Fairly Odd

Fairly odd news from around the Globe
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  • Women tried to smuggle corpse onto plane?
    (Reuters) - Two women were arrested at a British airport on suspicion of trying to smuggle a dead relative onto a flight bound for Germany, police said on Tuesday. The 91-year-old deceased man was pushed in a wheelchair through Liverpool's John Lennon airport wearing sunglasses before check-in staff became suspicious and he was prevented from boarding the plane. He was believed to
  • N.Korea leader sets world fashion trend: Pyongyang
    AFP - The trademark suit sported by North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il is now in fashion worldwide thanks to his greatness, Pyongyang's official website said Wednesday. Uriminzokkiri, quoting an article in communist party newspaper Rodong Sinmun, said the modest-looking suits have gripped people's imagination and become a global vogue. "The reason is that the august image of the Great General,
  • Teacher-on-teacher bullying
    Most schools have policies that target bullying, but they are usually aimed at students. Now, school districts in Iowa and California are developing rules to prevent teachers from bullying teachers. "Kids are very vulnerable to what adults say. Adult modeling is a very powerful force in shaping youth behavior," said Stan Davis, a school guidance counselor in Sidney, Maine, and a bullying
  • Giant Gas Bubbles in Indiana Dairy Farm's Waste Pond Frighten Neighbors
    WINCHESTER, Ind.—Like many of his neighbors, farmer Tony Goltstein has to deal with the aftermath of the dairy bubble. But besides his mounting financial troubles, Mr. Goltstein also must contend with bubbles the size of small houses that have sprouted from the pool of manure at his Union Go Dairy Farm. Some are 20 feet tall, inflated with the gas released by 21 million gallons of decomposing
  • Playing Opossum
      PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa.State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway. Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The
  • Pollution from Asia's booming economies rises into the stratosphere
    Pollution from Asia's booming economies rises into the stratosphere during the monsoon season then circles the world for years, according to a report out Thursday. A study by the Boulder, Colorado-based National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR) said the strong air circulation patterns linked to Asia's monsoon rainy season serves as a pathway for black carbon, sulfur dioxide,