By Byron Calame
New York Times Public Editor
Humor
The Resista
Dec 08
|12:00
Kevin (L-LA) 
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| Date: | Dec 8, 2006 6:50 PM |
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| Subject | My space Whores |
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all know what I'm talking about. At least the guys here do. you see a
friend request and you think just for a second mind you that you are
going to meet some one really interesting but instead it is just some
porn floosy. What ever a Floosy is. Any way it is some sad shit. Sad
because I don't know why they think I want porn for one thing. I mean
if I wanted porn it is all over the Internet. It is sad I think for
them because for people like that sex is a trivial thing, No? Something
that they make their lively hood on and there for just a job no? At
least that is what I would imagine. Not the fantastic and spiritual
thing that it is but for them just a pedestrian type experience. I mean
if you are taking your clothes off on the Internet and you are not
Britney Spears then you are really an exhibitionist that makes money by
making people masturbate it would seem to me. it is also sad in one other more personal respect. You see I am so F#$% old at this point and not a millionaire so the minute I see one of these MySpace Whores as I call them I know it is a porn come on because any "20 year old Single and looking for fun open to any thing" isn't going to have shit to do with me anyway. I mean it is just like Groucho Marks said "I would not belong to any club that would have me as a member". I mean that type of "Love Connection" between a 20 year old Woman and a 44 year old man just doesn't happen in real life and is silly for me to even consider so the whole thing just winds up being an insult. I mean someone that is 20 to 25 years is still old enough to be my daughter so I would feel pretty creepy trying to get that kind of trim if you know what I am saying. Well I hope I haven't alienated any of my female friends and I am sure all of the guys at least know what I am talking about. It is really funny to see the losers that accept the friendship of the MySpace Whores because anyone could figure it out and they are really vain. Also since MySpace is weeding the porn chicks out all of the time they always wind up still having Tom is their friend still. So in real life it is like Tom is the biggest Porn guy of them all huh? |
The Resista
Dec 01
|16:41
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The Resista
Oct 26
|06:52
There is a man in Washington State named Larry that has the perfect sound bite for the Democrats to use during elections. If they would only listen to him. They have genius in their midst's but yet they treat him like a loathsome Geoduck in a dirty Chinese Grocery. Why ! I demand to know why!. Here is a quote.
"As opposed to one’s sexuality, one’s religious faith is a private and personal matter, never to be imposed on anyone or displayed in public, but rather kept to oneself and concealed like an embarrassing skin condition."
I think I will take the skin condition instead of being a Democrat right now, if you please.
The Resista
Oct 25
|02:35
I don't know how he does it. Iowahawk has more gum on his shoe then Joe Friday and Micky Spillane put together. Of course his shoes are steel toed because your don't want to drop an High compression Americain engine on your foot and he will need all of this toes to count the hate mail that he is sure to get over this. Straight from Flyover country, it's the man who's rake is so full of muck that he has to get another rake to get rid of the muck on the first rake.
Without further a du this is
It Takes a Big Man, Like Me, to Admit Mistakes Were Made
The Resista
Oct 18
|09:53
How do they say in their MoVies. "Politicians lie to cover up the truth and Artists make up lies to tell the truth" Iowahawk is the Cage Fighter of political discourse, he is the leading Truther of our modern times. I have also heard that he is a multi-millionaire and a high leader in the International Moose Lodge but that is not confirmed.
Read here his uncovered Howard Dean Memo. While you're thinking it over, remember to register for the DNC's nationwide all-day Bible Study church lock-in on Tuesday November 7. Free chewing tabacky for the first 10 million enrollees!
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