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Liberal Larry Bleats "Bush’s fascist Patriot Act makes cockpits inaccessible to average Americans".
That sort of puts things in perspective!
In other news Sean Penn is slated to play Liberal Larry in a HBO/DNC production slated for fall of 2006.
From Larry's Flying the Fascist Skies
Like flag burning and rolling your poop into little balls, public urination is a powerful and under-appreciated form of political expression, popular amongst homeless people and members of the peace movement. Yet the Nazis in the Fascist Aviation Administration insist that dissenting passengers use special “rooms” built onto commercial aircraft expressly for the purpose of urination. It harkens back to the dark days when African-Americans were once made to drink from segregated water fountains, and mobs of angry Republicans lynched every Black man or woman who dared to disobey.
Affidavit: Woman Urinated on Plane Floor
A woman on a trans-Atlantic flight diverted to Boston for security concerns passed several notes to crew members, urinated on the cabin floor and made comments the crew believed were references to al-Qaida and the Sept. 11 attacks, according to an affidavit filed Thursday.
Mayo's son, Josh, 31, described his mother as a peace activist and said she had been in Pakistan since March. She traveled there often since making a pen pal prior to Sept. 11, 2001, he said. The pen pal hasn't been allowed to visit the U.S., he added.
"I guess she just had a bit of a bad time on the plane, and everybody's a little paranoid," the son said.
The scare aboard United 923 came just a week after London authorities said they foiled a terror plot to blow up trans-Atlantic flights. As many as 17 people have been arrested in Pakistan in connection with the London terror plot, but federal officials have said they have no indications that Mayo had any links to terrorism.
How many Republicans does it take to start a culture of corruption? According to Larry the head of the progressive think tank at BlameBush, it only takes one if he is really a filthy nasty rich fat bastard. The analysis at the blame bush website is spot on as usual and there is so much truth being spoken to power that I am surprised that the NSA is still letting Larry post.
It's hard to be surprised anymore by Bush's endless stream of atrocities. But how far have we sank as a nation, how far has Bush dragged us down into the gutter, when we don't even recognize the concept of "sanctuary" anymore? I suppose the Shrub will drop a daisy-cutter on a home for battered wives next. Or perhaps nuke another orphanage.
Liberal Larry
Look no further than New Orleans and all the people who thought THEY could weather Dumbyas storm in their "Safe Houses" when--lo & behold-- the Shrub ordered up---with an anti-safe house/anti-African-French-American vengeance~~~ Katrina!!! There IS no place safe from The Shrubinator!!... except maybe Usama bin Hidin's cave, Michael Ted Kennedy Moooores belly and Peace Mother Pelosi Sheehans bed.
Posted by: Rocky Mtn. Lioness
It is obvious to me they 'doctored' those photographs of Al..making it LOOK like he was a murderer and a 'beheader' whoever even heard of such a term. SEEE..!! They even made up words about him...beheader indeed. Poor man, a trained physician, as misunderstood politically as that other terrorist, I mean gynecologist...Howard Dean. The brutality these people have to suffer, all because they want to have a little oil garden of their own..instead of having their birthright stolen by BUSH! The nerve...next thing you know..GWB will be going after all the Iranian's little nuke garden dreams...trying to scarf up all their Uranium AND oil..
Posted by: csason
Don't go to bed with no price on yo head
Don't do it!
Don't do the crime
if you can't do the time.
Keep your eye on the sparrow,
When the going gets narrow.
Don't roll the dice
if you can't pay the price,
Don't do it!
Don't run your feet
down a dead-end street..
Posted by: Liberal Larry
Once again, Bu-shaitan demonstrates that he's not willing to grant dark-skinned people their 4th Amendment rights to be safe in their homes from searches and JDAMs. I can just imagine al-Zarqawi (pbuh) doing a sing-song with his friends as the ordnance of death hurtled towards him:
"Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud
Our mum, she's so house-proud
Nothing ever slows her down
And a mess is not allowed"
Posted by: Bubblehead
In light of our dear brothers passage into the arms of 72 virgins and in order to Support headless Nick Burg's father's run for congress as a green party member I think we should withdraw from Iraq immediately. Isn't that what the Zarkman PBUH would want.
I don't blame you guys for thinking that Zark was a CGI character created by the CIA. I haven't been able to trust my Television since they faked the Apollo missions to the moon back in the day. I do kind let out a dark chuckle when I think about a real Zarkman being frozen into a popsicle until the CIA needed a corps to show the press to keep B$shitler's poll numbers up but I guess we all have our character flaws.
I will hit the bong extra hard tonight to try and repress these dark thoughts. Have I ever told you guys I have a blog too?
I am so glad that there someone sticking up for this Young man a man that has served his country so greatly and banged every chick on the POM squad. This is far beyond truth to Power and is gone on to the area of area 52. Not heard of Area 52? All I can tell you is that it is way more secret than Area 51.
As a decorated combat veteran of Bush's Iraq misadventure, I am all too familiar with the saying "the first casualty of war is truth." Because this administration sold us a war of empire on a double stack combo of lies, biggie sized them, and served them up with extra mustard. And I was there to see it, man.
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