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Written by The Resista Friday, 08 December 2006 12:00
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Kevin (L-LA)

Date: Dec 8, 2006 6:50 PM
Subject My space Whores

You all know what I'm talking about. At least the guys here do. you see a friend request and you think just for a second mind you that you are going to meet some one really interesting but instead it is just some porn floosy. What ever a Floosy is. Any way it is some sad shit. Sad because I don't know why they think I want porn for one thing. I mean if I wanted porn it is all over the Internet. It is sad I think for them because for people like that sex is a trivial thing, No? Something that they make their lively hood on and there for just a job no? At least that is what I would imagine. Not the fantastic and spiritual thing that it is but for them just a pedestrian type experience. I mean if you are taking your clothes off on the Internet and you are not Britney Spears then you are really an exhibitionist that makes money by making people masturbate it would seem to me.

it is also sad in one other more personal respect. You see I am so F#$% old at this point and not a millionaire so the minute I see one of these MySpace Whores as I call them I know it is a porn come on because any "20 year old Single and looking for fun open to any thing" isn't going to have shit to do with me anyway. I mean it is just like Groucho Marks said "I would not belong to any club that would have me as a member". I mean that type of "Love Connection" between a 20 year old Woman and a 44 year old man just doesn't happen in real life and is silly for me to even consider so the whole thing just winds up being an insult.

I mean someone that is 20 to 25 years is still old enough to be my daughter so I would feel pretty creepy trying to get that kind of trim if you know what I am saying. Well I hope I haven't alienated any of my female friends and I am sure all of the guys at least know what I am talking about. It is really funny to see the losers that accept the friendship of the MySpace Whores because anyone could figure it out and they are really vain. Also since MySpace is weeding the porn chicks out all of the time they always wind up still having Tom is their friend still.

So in real life it is like Tom is the biggest Porn guy of them all huh?
 
Written by The Resista Monday, 21 August 2006 22:18
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  Seth Brigham, of the Rocky Mountain Peace Center,holds up a sign about JonBenet Ramsey, Iraq and Lebanon, in front of a courthouse in Boulder, Colo., Monday, Aug. 21, 2006, in anticipation of a court hearing of John Mark Karr.

 

 

Written by The Resista Saturday, 19 August 2006 01:58
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 Liberal Larry Bleats "Bush’s fascist Patriot Act  makes cockpits inaccessible to average Americans".

 

That sort of puts things in perspective! 

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In other news Sean Penn is slated to play Liberal Larry in a HBO/DNC production slated for fall of 2006.

 

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 From Larry's Flying the Fascist Skies

Like flag burning and rolling your poop into little balls, public urination is a powerful and under-appreciated form of political expression, popular amongst homeless people and members of the peace movement. Yet the Nazis in the Fascist Aviation Administration insist that dissenting passengers use special “rooms” built onto commercial aircraft expressly for the purpose of urination. It harkens back to the dark days when African-Americans were once made to drink from segregated water fountains, and mobs of angry Republicans lynched every Black man or woman who dared to disobey.

 

 


 

 

Affidavit: Woman Urinated on Plane Floor

A woman on a trans-Atlantic flight diverted to Boston for security concerns passed several notes to crew members, urinated on the cabin floor and made comments the crew believed were references to al-Qaida and the Sept. 11 attacks, according to an affidavit filed Thursday.

 

Mayo's son, Josh, 31, described his mother as a peace activist and said she had been in Pakistan since March. She traveled there often since making a pen pal prior to Sept. 11, 2001, he said. The pen pal hasn't been allowed to visit the U.S., he added.

"I guess she just had a bit of a bad time on the plane, and everybody's a little paranoid," the son said.

The scare aboard United 923 came just a week after London authorities said they foiled a terror plot to blow up trans-Atlantic flights. As many as 17 people have been arrested in Pakistan in connection with the London terror plot, but federal officials have said they have no indications that Mayo had any links to terrorism.

 

Written by The Resista Friday, 16 June 2006 00:17
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How many Republicans does it take to start a culture of corruption?  According to Larry the head of the progressive think tank at BlameBush, it only takes one if he is really a filthy nasty rich fat bastard. The analysis at the blame bush website is spot on as usual and there is so much truth being spoken to power that I am surprised that the NSA is still letting Larry post.

 

It's hard to be surprised anymore by Bush's endless stream of atrocities. But how far have we sank   as a nation, how far has Bush dragged us down into the gutter, when we don't even recognize the    concept of "sanctuary" anymore? I suppose the Shrub will drop a daisy-cutter on a home for battered  wives next. Or perhaps nuke another orphanage.
Liberal Larry

 

Look no further than New Orleans and all the people who thought THEY could weather Dumbyas storm         in their "Safe Houses" when--lo & behold-- the Shrub ordered up---with an anti-safe house/anti-African-French-American vengeance~~~ Katrina!!! There IS no place safe from The Shrubinator!!... except maybe Usama bin Hidin's cave, Michael  Ted Kennedy Moooores belly and Peace Mother Pelosi Sheehans bed.

Posted by: Rocky Mtn. Lioness

 

It is obvious to me they 'doctored' those photographs of Al..making it LOOK like he was a murderer and a     'beheader' whoever even heard of such a term. SEEE..!! They even made up words about him...beheader indeed. Poor man, a trained physician, as misunderstood politically as that other terrorist, I mean gynecologist...Howard Dean. The brutality these people have to suffer,  all because they want to have a little oil garden of their own..instead of having their birthright stolen by BUSH! The nerve...next thing you know..GWB will be going after all the Iranian's little nuke garden dreams...trying to scarf up all their Uranium AND oil..

 

Posted by: csason

 

Don't go to bed                                                                                                                                                                                              with no price on yo head
Don't do it!
Don't do the crime
if you can't do the time.

Keep your eye on the sparrow,
When the going gets narrow.

Don't roll the dice
if you can't pay the price,
Don't do it!
Don't run your feet
down a dead-end street..

 

Posted by: Liberal Larry

 Once again, Bu-shaitan demonstrates that he's not willing to grant dark-skinned people their 4th  Amendment rights to be safe in their homes from searches and JDAMs. I can just imagine al-Zarqawi (pbuh) doing a sing-song with his friends as the ordnance of death hurtled towards him:

"Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud
Our mum, she's so house-proud
Nothing ever slows her down
And a mess is not allowed"

Posted by: Bubblehead

 

In light of our dear brothers passage into the arms of 72 virgins and in order to    Support headless Nick Burg's father's run for congress as a green party member   I think we should withdraw from Iraq immediately. Isn't that what the Zarkman PBUH would want.

I don't blame you guys for thinking that Zark was a CGI character created by the CIA.    I haven't been able to trust my Television since they faked the Apollo missions to the moon  back in the day. I do kind let out a dark chuckle when I think about a real Zarkman being frozen into a popsicle until the CIA needed a corps to show the press to keep B$shitler's poll numbers up but I guess we all have our character flaws.

I will hit the bong extra hard tonight to try and repress these dark thoughts. Have I ever told you guys I have a blog too?

 

 

 

Written by The Resista Friday, 26 May 2006 03:32
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