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Iowahawk bloody Iowahawk

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I am so glad that there someone sticking up for this Young man a man that has served his country so greatly and banged every chick on the POM squad. This is far beyond truth to Power and is gone on to the area of area 52. Not heard of Area 52? All I can tell you is that it is way more secret than Area 51.


 

 Stop the Lies

 

 As a decorated combat veteran of Bush's Iraq misadventure, I am all too familiar with the saying "the first casualty of war is truth." Because this administration sold us a war of empire on a double stack combo of lies, biggie sized them, and served them up with extra mustard. And I was there to see it, man.

Photo courtesy Sears Portrait Studios
Photo courtesy Sears Portrait Studios
My story starts in 2001. I was a sophomore at Mayfield High, a star athlete who was captain of the basketball, football, and track teams, and had singlehandly scored 200 home runs in one memorable wrestling meet against the Riverdale Archies. Obviously, this made me irresistable to girls, and I easily bagged the entire pom squad after winning my 4th straight state debate championship. No shit dude, I totally taped the whole thing, but I left it in the VCR and my stupid mom recorded it over with an episode of Wheel of Fortune.

 

 

 

 

For Your Conservative Pleasure

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This just in!

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My God Liberal Larry has hit a spate of creativity that almost makes the unprecedented domestic spying on Millions of Americans worth it. Ever since he found out that his phone was definitely tapped it's like a light has gone on in his head and not even EvilAsh Croft could put it out with his liberty extinguisher. This breathless head line just appeared on his website at BlameBush.

Below-Average Americans Being Spied On, Too

   

Things I heard on the Internets #8

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Off topic, but I just figured out that the reason Rove leaked the story about the phone call database was to make all of us progryssyves scared to use the phones so we won't call each other to speak Truth to Power! Combined with their seizures of our E-mails (so now they know that a lot of people want me to have a bigger penis) and spying on my organizations, they want me to be so scared that I don't have contact with anyone. Worst of all, their risky spy scheme is working, since I'm boycotting phones, cell meetings, and semaphore-flag-using.

   

Bush's CIA Pick Actually Kept His Service Medals

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Until Larry King comes to his senses all we have is Larry.  Well known author and “truth to Power speaker” Liberal Larry shows how the new American military man will be judged after the Democratic over throw that we all know is coming in November takes place. No more will the generals in the Pentagon be afraid to come out of the closet, Nor will they be afraid to pose for gay magazine covers. Freedom starts at home folks. And no one is more qualified to say who should be the director than Liberal Larry? Here is the entire article on BlameBush.com

Hayden

 

 

 

Proudly displayed in Gen. Michael Hayden’s Pentagon office are a Defense Distinguished Service Medal, a Defense Superior Service Medal with bronze Oak Leaf Clusters, the Legion of Merit, the Bronze Star, a Meritorious Service Medal with two bronze Oak Leaf Clusters, an Air Force Commendation Medal, an Air Force Achievement Medal, a Joint Meritorious Unit Award, and Air Force Outstanding Unit Award, and Air Force Organizational Excellence Award, a National Defense Service Medal with bronze Oak Leaf Clusters, and Armed Forces Service Medal, an Air Force Overseas Ribbon with bronze Oak Leaf Clusters, and Air Force Overseas Ribbon with two bronze Oak Leaf Clusters, an Air Force Longevity Service Award with one silver and one bronze Oak Leaf Cluster in lieu of an additional seven awards, a Presidential Service Badge, an Air Force Intelligence Badge, Master-level, and an Emmy for his role as the dad on That 70’s Show.

   

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