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The Unforgiving minute

 

 

Bush causes Bears to lose hair due to global warming

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The poor bears. It isn't enough that  he left us with the worst economy since the "Great Depression", or the gizzy D as I like to call it.  Now on top of that and telling lies that made people die,  he has made these poor bears in Germany lose their hair due to global warming. Sure they may look like Chupacabra to you but they actually were bears before Global warming reached the tipping point caused by George W. Bush and his greedy oil friends.
 
It's a dam shame. We should have seen this coming like the worst economy since the great depression caused by George W. Bush, but we didn't and now these bears are bald and flaky.  Here is how Bush/Cheney/Halliburton did it.

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New Words

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Californicating:
Cal·i·for·nicating   (kăl'ĭ-fôr'nyə, -fôr'nēica-əted)
1. Attempting to make the entire US or the World for that matter in to a broke assed state like California. Where all of the energy is imported, all the debts are bigger than other people's entire budget. Where illigal labor is accepted part of the economy and massive "Stateisim" controls every minute of your life from cradle to grave and every deviant behavior is condoned. 

ie. If Obamma has his way the whole dam country is going to be Californicated.
 
2. To make mofifcation to an existing product so it will conform to extremely restricive California State Regulations.

All new firearms sold in California are californicated so that the criminals are better armed than the citizenry.

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Hollywood Madness

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Rosie O'Donnell: "Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America where we have separation of church and state." (ABC's "The View," 9/13/06) 

 

 

Rosie O'Donnell: "And as a result of the [9-11] attack and the killing of 3,000 innocent people, we invaded two countries and killed innocent people ..." (ABC's "The View," 9/13/06)

 

   

Europe's "mad anti-Americans"

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“The danger is if they decide to pull up the drawbridge and disengage. We need them involved,” Blair said, spelling out his political vision in a pamphlet published by The Foreign Policy Center think-tank.

“The strain of, frankly, anti-American feeling in parts of European politics is madness when set against the long-term interests of the world we believe in,” he said.

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Fairly Odd

Fairly odd news from around the Globe
  • Messed up!
    A zebra and horse crossbreed named Eclyse is pictured at the Safari park in Schloss Holte-Stukenbrock, western Germany. The father of Eclyse is a horse from Italy, her mother is a zebra from the Safari park in Germany.
  • Women tried to smuggle corpse onto plane?
    (Reuters) - Two women were arrested at a British airport on suspicion of trying to smuggle a dead relative onto a flight bound for Germany, police said on Tuesday. The 91-year-old deceased man was pushed in a wheelchair through Liverpool's John Lennon airport wearing sunglasses before check-in staff became suspicious and he was prevented from boarding the plane. He was believed to
  • N.Korea leader sets world fashion trend: Pyongyang
    AFP - The trademark suit sported by North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il is now in fashion worldwide thanks to his greatness, Pyongyang's official website said Wednesday. Uriminzokkiri, quoting an article in communist party newspaper Rodong Sinmun, said the modest-looking suits have gripped people's imagination and become a global vogue. "The reason is that the august image of the Great General,
  • Teacher-on-teacher bullying
    Most schools have policies that target bullying, but they are usually aimed at students. Now, school districts in Iowa and California are developing rules to prevent teachers from bullying teachers. "Kids are very vulnerable to what adults say. Adult modeling is a very powerful force in shaping youth behavior," said Stan Davis, a school guidance counselor in Sidney, Maine, and a bullying
  • Giant Gas Bubbles in Indiana Dairy Farm's Waste Pond Frighten Neighbors
    WINCHESTER, Ind.—Like many of his neighbors, farmer Tony Goltstein has to deal with the aftermath of the dairy bubble. But besides his mounting financial troubles, Mr. Goltstein also must contend with bubbles the size of small houses that have sprouted from the pool of manure at his Union Go Dairy Farm. Some are 20 feet tall, inflated with the gas released by 21 million gallons of decomposing
  • Playing Opossum
      PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa.State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway. Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The
  • Pollution from Asia's booming economies rises into the stratosphere
    Pollution from Asia's booming economies rises into the stratosphere during the monsoon season then circles the world for years, according to a report out Thursday. A study by the Boulder, Colorado-based National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR) said the strong air circulation patterns linked to Asia's monsoon rainy season serves as a pathway for black carbon, sulfur dioxide,