Libertarians believe that you have the right to live your life as you wish, without the government interfering -- as long as you don’t violate the rights of others. Politically, this means Libertarians favor rolling back the size and cost of government, and eliminating laws that stifle the economy and control people’s personal choices.

Being a "real" Redneck is so much more than driving a pick-up truck and naming your dog Bubba.  A true Redneck does not feel the need to impress people with the outward trappings of superficial wealth and a real Redneck is perfectly comfortable in an Armani suit or a stained t-shirt. 

Rednecks truly feel sorry for the poor bastards who worked their ass-off for 8 years in college only to become a corporate slave, all this hard work just to get a decent BMW and Rolex.  You see, a real Redneck never feels the need to brag and they would not think of mentioning to hard working yuppies that their 80 acre farm is with eight million dollars of that they have $5,000,000 in farm equipment that they only use a few weeks each year.  Without trying to sound too much like Jeff Foxworthy (a great comedian, but a tad misinformed about Redneck theology), let me try to explain the basic tenets of achieving a state of Redneck:

• Sense of inner Peace - The true Redneck is at-peace with the world.  They always feel safe (not just because they have guns in every room of their home), and they are not concerned with what others may think of their Redneck lifestyle.
   
• High sense of Duty and Honor - A true Redneck will defend their Sacred Honor and will not tolerate those who disparage their families, traditions or loved-ones.  Many a surprised New Yorker has pondered this while visiting the Emergency Room after flipping-off a Redneck.
   
• Disregard for Time - A true Redneck does not respect man-made timelines and lives life one day at a time.  A true redneck may put a car up on-blocks for a decade before restoring it.
   
• Disregard for man-made Mores - A true Redneck will follow their tastes and desires without regard for social customs and "appropriate" behavior.  Because the Redneck is not constrained by outsider opinions and Madison Avenue dictates about taste, they are free to embrace whatever they like without guilt or remorse.
   
• Honors their Ancestors - A real redneck know details about every one of their ancestors who fought in the Civil War and American Revolution.  An ardent patriot, a true redneck will always fly the Star Spangled Banner right above the Stars and Bars on every national holiday.  A true redneck will also participate in war reenactments as a way of honoring the redneck sacrifices of their ancestors.  
• Eschews wealth - My cousin Sara-Ruth lives on land with a massive garden and all of her own livestock.  She even has a banana tree and the only things she buys are sugar and coffee.   Her house and property were paid for centuries ago when our great-great-great Grand-daddy Aaron Burleson received it from the Continental Congress, thanking him for fighting in the American Revolution.   They live a simple and free life with none of the conventional worries about money and impressing the Jones's.

Living around rednecks has had a profound effect on my way of looking at life.  I once visited a cousin in my fancy new car and made what Rednecks Theologists call the "sin of pride" when I mentioned that my new car costs me a fortune.  In good humor he pointed over to a giant farm tractor and said "Wall, I'm impressed.  See that reaper over there?  She cost me over $200,000, I paid cash money, and I reckon only take her out a few weeks a year".  Man, did I feel humbled in the presence of such profound Redneck wisdom, and I never bragged to anyone again.

Sure, the tenets and promises of the Redneck Theology seem like unachievable goals, but I'm told that with years of conscientious study and practice, a true state of Redneck is achievable, even for a sinner like me.